Friday, November 7, 2014

What A Whole30 Is Really Like

So you’ve heard about the Whole30. 

30 full days of eating no foods that have been deemed “bad” by whomever created the program. These foods include:

-Sugar, including artificial sweeteners (xylitol, stevia, etc.)
-Grains (Wheat, of course, but also oats, quinoa, farro, spelt, etc.)
-Dairy (Yes, Greek yogurt and whey protein count as a no-no. Eggs, however, are a-okay)
-Legumes (Beans, chickpeas, peanuts, soy, including edamame)
-Generally anything processed
  and everyone’s least favorite,
-Alcohol

Basically, you don’t get to eat any “fun” things, and you can’t even drink your troubles away.

What’s the point?

There are multiple reasons someone would want to do a Whole30 (or many Whole30s).

Reason number one, it ramps up your discipline.

You are allowed NO, ZERO, NADA CHEATS. That’s right. If you cheat one time, if you sneak a Dorito from the office kitchen, if you “accidentally” swap your almond butter with peanut butter one time, you have to start over again.

Yes, you read that right. Doesn’t matter if you’re on day 4 or day 29. You have to start all over from day 1.

This isn’t to punish you. It’s because of...

Reason number two: To see what you’re sensitive to.

A lot of people, due to genetic processes, are sensitive to dairy. (Basically, if your ancestors are from an area of the world where dairy was not a staple in their diet for thousands of years, they lost the enzymatic ability to break down lactose. And so did you.) Artificial sweeteners are a big issue now, too. And though it is very much up for debate, wheat and gluten can cause some problems for some people.

What kind of problems? Well, bloating. General stomach discomfort. Brain fog. Not exactly the recipe for a successful day. And the thing is, you might not even realize how much these foods are affecting you until you cut them out completely.

For example, I learned on my Whole30 that artificial sweeteners, present in the gum I was always chewing, made me bloat like a balloon. Oats do, too, and they make my stomach feel weird.

Does this mean that I never eat oatmeal or chew gum anymore? Of course not. Squatz and Oatz fo lyf, yo. But I sure as hell ain’t gonna chew on some Double Bubble next time I need to fit into a tight dress.

Reason number three to complete a Whole30: To expand your food horizons

Guys, I ate the same foods every day. 

Breakfast (which I consume at 12 PM. Post on that to come!): Greek yogurt, PB, oats
Lunch: Giant salad with cheese and berries

Snack: Quest bar
Dinner: Rice. Chicken. Veggie
Dessert: Slow-Churned ice cream


Repeat that every day for a year and it gets rather boring.  When you’re on the Whole30, you have to get creative. Mashed sweet potatoes. Sauteed dandelion greens. Cauliflower rice. Hard-boiled egg salad. Heck, you might even roast a whole chicken. It’s tough at first, but then it gets to be so much fun cooking unique dishes.

Reason number four, for me at least, was to see if I could do it

It seems intimidating, doesn’t it? Hearing people say, “Oh, I’m in the middle of my 3rd Whole30” and you’re sitting there eating your weekly cheat meal of Chinese takeout like “Damn. I’m so fat.”

It’s a challenge, and we all know we love a good challenge, especially one that comes with such a sense of accomplishment, and usually weight loss.

Which brings us to reason number five, the most popular reason: to lose weight. 

Personally, I lost 6 pounds on the Whole30. But I don’t believe my results are typical; I did the Whole30 the month before my wedding, so my added stress was a big contributing factor. But I did feel a lot better. And honestly, it put me into the best shape of my life.
Only 6 days into the Whole30
After I completed the Whole30


Lifting + Eating well + Patience = Satisfying results.

Now, these results didn’t stay for long once I got off the Whole30. But then again, I had somewhat of a unique situation: 4 days after I finished, I went on my honeymoon. To Italy. And ate everything. So if you want to keep your results, my advice is to not do that.

What CAN you eat?

Vegetables (Cauliflower, zucchini, sweet potato, tomato, romaine lettuce, kale, peppers)
Meat (Chicken breast/thigh, steak, turkey breast, roast beef, eggs)
Seafood (Shrimp, tilapia, salmon)
Fruit (Berries, stone fruit, dried dates as a sugar substitute)
Nuts/Seeds (Almond butter, pecans, sunflower seeds, cashews, pumpkin seeds)
Fats (Avocado, coconut oil, olive oil, olives, unsweetened coconut flakes, unsweetened cacao nibs)

My typical day on the Whole30 looked like this:

Breakfast: Two hard-boiled eggs and two tomatoes
Lunch: Giant salad with a variety of vegetables, well-measured nuts, balsamic vinegar and berries
Snack: Nuts, or a scoop of almond butter
Dinner: Chicken breast, cooked with coconut oil, roasted vegetables

You have so many options, and everything is amazingly delicious once you get the hang of cooking them correctly.

Some meals I made!

Hard-boiled eggs and tomatoes
Proof you can eat out: Salmon and
broccoli at Olive Garden
Get creative! Chicken gizzards
and zucchini
Chicken breast, brussels sprouts,
sauerkraut, and hot sauce

So what was the Whole30 like? 


Was it hard? Did people laugh at you? Did you want to eat all the cake ever afterwards?

The answer to these questions is the same: No.

It’s strange, but having clear-cut guidelines is freeing. You know EXACTLY what you can and can’t eat, and so you eat without worry. The hardest part might be learning how to cook for yourself, but that's an important and useful skill to have anyway.

No one laughed at me. On the contrary, a lot of people wanted to know more about it.

And did I want to eat all the cake? Not really, no. In fact, any cravings disappeared around Day 21. It seems strange now to eat anything other than Whole30-approved foods, though I do partake in Quest bars, peanut butter, and Greek Yogurt still. Those are habits I doubt I’ll ever really break.

My advice: Try a Whole30. But if you slip up, don’t go back to Day 1. That’s disheartening, in my opinion. But try your darndest NOT to slip up. It really is for your own good.

Check out the official Whole30 site: Whole30.com.




Questions? Comments? Leave a comment below, or e-mail me at katy.widmer3@gmail.com.

Lift. Eat. Love. Repeat.

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