No Treble
First of all, if you don’t think Meghan Trainor looked
amazeballs in her gown at the Grammy’s last night, then you need to rethink
your entire life.
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| Damn, girl. |
Second of all, “All About That Bass,” Trainor’s main pop hit
this year, is pretty much my new anthem. Along with “Baby Got Back” and “Get
Low,” “...Bass” gets me pumped before I get under that bar and try to hit a new
PR on my squats.
Why? Because squats build dat wagon I’m draggin. They rev
that motor in the back of my Honda. They create a shelf you could rest your
freaking beer on.
...Squats make my butt bigger.
Look at this fine animated woman (cute animated hairdo!)
with her muscles glowing red. Red muscles mean they’re being worked. Standing
with the barbell on your shoulders works your calves, upper back and
stabilizing muscles. But down in that proper 90° or
greater squat, you got your hamstrings, your calves, your quads, and finally,
your glutes.But most of you probably knew that already, right? Maybe it’s just in my circle of friends (read: people in online bodybuilding forums), but it seems to be common knowledge nowadays that Squatz and Oatz make for nice buttocks.
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| Perfect V-Day gift for your girl (or me). |
5 Other Glute Exercises
Maybe you’re not ready for squats but you still want to
activate your glutes (I mean, who doesn’t?). Here are a few more options for
you that don’t require a squat rack. Ya know, for those days the gymbros are
using them for curls.
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| Single-leg glute bridge. |
1. Single-leg glute bridge. The main thing to
remember for this is to squeeze your butt as hard as you can the entire time
you’re doing the movement. Do 15 reps on each side. If this is too easy, add a
weighted plate on top of your hips.
2. Hip thrusts. These are a bit intimidating, not
because they’re super difficult, but because you’re going to be thrusting in a
public gym. But get over it, because these are AMAZING for your glutes. Take a
look at this video to learn how to do it, or just to look at how cute this guy
is. Your choice.
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| Weighed Hip Thrusts. |
He demonstrates without a barbell weight on his hips, but as you can see in the picture, that’s normally how it’s done. Start with bodyweight thrusts and move up to weights as you get stronger.
3. Barbell side lunge. 10-15 reps each side. Video
explanation: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8jyjFeXeok).
4. Dumbbell step ups. These really get my butt
burning. 10-15 reps each side, and make sure your motions are slow and in
control. Don’t jump up and down. Be focusing on your glute activation the
entire time.
5. Romanian deadlifts.
A variation on the
traditional deadlift, you don’t bend your knees too much or move vertically in
this movement. Rather, you begin at the top of the movement, slightly bend your
knees, bend at the waist while pushing your butt back, and lower the barbell
until it hits your shins. Push your hips forward, keeping your back straight,
to pop back up to the starting position.
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| Romanian deadlifts. |
Use these 5 exercises (plus squats!), and soon enough you’ll
have a derriere worthy of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s rhymes.
Lift.Eat.Love.Sleep.
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